Today we’re going to depart from our usual format of the Quote & Quiz. Instead of offering a quote, the YSDA investigative team has obtained a copy of the Trump transition team’s questionnaire for potential cabinet picks. We quote it below.
- What form of sexual assault have you been accused of:
A) Trafficking under-age girls for sex.
B) Raping a woman in a department store changing room.
C) Groping a woman and getting away with it because you’re famous.
D) Covering up the assault of boys at World Wrestling Entertainment.
2. Which Fox News shows have you hosted?
A) Fox and Friends.
B) Paranoia Runs Deep.
C) They’re Overrunning OUR Country!
D) The Climate Change is a Hoax Weather on the Ones.
3. On which reality TV shows have you been a contestant?
A) Survivor.
B) The Apprentice.
C) Track Down the Illegals!
D) Who Can Save Rudy Giuliani’s Condo?
4. If applying for Secretary of Education, what are your qualifications?
A) I’ve been a state superintendent of schools.
B) I have a PhD in education.
C) I’ve led education reform efforts that have resulted in improved test scores among disadvantaged students.
D) I ran World Wrestling Entertainment. And bonus! I covered up a sex scandal.
5. If applying for any position related to public health, what are your views?
A) Science is a hoax.
B) The whole COVID thing would have blown over if more people had just used mouth wash.
C) You may think magic is make-believe, but this little bean has scientists saying they’ve found the magic weight loss cure for every body type: It’s green coffee extract!
D) The medical establishment wants you to forget about the proven benefits of blood-letting.
6. If applying for a sensitive national security post, please list three references.
A) Vladimir Putin.
B) Viktor Orban.
C) Kim Jong-Un.
D) Brig. Gen. Jack Ripper.
7. If ordered by President Trump to give the public dangerously false medical advice or to turn over vital national security secrets to our enemies or to cover up corruption or incompetence, your response will be:
A) Respectfully, Mr. President, my first loyalty is to the Constitution and I cannot in good conscience do as you ask.
B) Mr. President, before you act, let me get you more information.
C) Can’t you just ask Lindsay Graham to do that for you?
D) Would you like fries with that, Mr. President?
Yellow Stripes & Dead Armadillos 
Dave,
I trust you would likely read this article without me bringing it to your attention, but (with deer hunting season and all), I wanted to make sure you didn’t miss it.
https://josephklein.substack.com/p/not-a-democrat
Keep up the good work!
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