This week’s quote comes to us from none other than our former President, the much indicted Donald J. Trump, who said:
“I was PRAYING not sleeping!!!”
- At what event was he caught PRAYING, not sleeping?
A) At a prayer breakfast.
B) At a Yankees games.
C) In his golf cart on the 18th tee.
D) During jury selection at his hush money trial.
2. If Trump had been PRAYING what might he have used to help him get closer to God?
A) His mother’s rosary.
B) A prayer shawl he received from Bibi Netanyahu.
C) A statue of St. Judas, the patron saint of real estate developers.
D) The PERFECT Trump Bible, yours for ONLY $59.99! Plus shipping and handling. The ONE PERFECT Trump Bible also includes the Declaration of Independence, the Constitution AND hand-written lyrics to GOD BLESS THE USA, ALL AT NO EXTRA CHARGE! Act now!
3. How much sleep does Trump say he gets most nights?
A) 9 hours.
B) 8 hours.
C) 5 hours.
D) 3 hours.
4. What percentage of the evangelical Christian vote did Trump get in 2020?
A) 90%
B) 80%
C) 70%
D) 60%
5. How many Americans define themselves as evangelicals?
A) 100 million
B) 80 million
C) 60 million
D) 40 million
6. When Trump does pray, what does he pray for?
A) World peace.
B) Forgiveness for all his sins.
C) Justice and prosperity for the United States of America.
D) Death to all his enemies. May they rot in HELL like the dogs they are!
Answers
1: D
2: D
3: C
4: B
5: B
6: D
Well, that’s it for this week, folks. See you back around these parts come Monday. I pray you have a good weekend.
Yellow Stripes & Dead Armadillos 