The Q&Q For 5/17/25

This week’s quote comes to us from none other than Jordan Hudson, the young woman who is famously dating the old man Bill Belichick. In an email to her cheerleading teammates thanking them for their support she wrote:

“During this time, I have faced a slow, exterior erasure of my strong, individual identity.”

1. We should all hate Jordan Hudson because:

A) She’s beautiful.

B) If she marries Belichick and her prenup lawyers are better than his (and those of his children), she will be a very rich woman some day.

C) She’s a distraction to the UNC football program.

D) She says stuff like, “During this time, I have faced a slow, exterior erasure of my strong, individual identity.”

2. Based on the way the media is covering this story we would conclude that the most serious issue facing us right now is:

A) The situation in Gaza.

B) The war in Ukraine.

C) Trump’s disregard for the rule of law.

D) The whole Jordan Hudson thing.

3. The media are so obsessed with Hudson and Belichick because:

A) It’s an interesting exploration of the durability of May-December relationships.

B) It’s a commentary on broader issues of what it means to age.

C) It’s an illustration of the difficulty successful young women are encountering in finding suitable partners of their own age.

D) They get to run the picture above over and over again.

4. What does Jordan Hudson see in Bill Belichick?

A) A wise and tender older gentleman.

B) Her grandfather.

C) A strong, smart and powerful man who can make her a more successful person.

D) See answer 1: B above.

5. What does Bill Belichick see in Jordan Hudson?

A) A young woman with potential who he can help mold just as he does with his players.

B) His granddaughter, in a super creepy way.

C) A potential life partner in his sunset years.

D) See photo above.

6. The slow, exterior erasure of Hudson’s strong, individual identity is likely to result in:

A) A long road of therapy.

B) Financial ruin.

C) Her eventual complete disappearance.

D) A six figure book deal at the very least.

7. Let’s say the difference in age between Belichick and Hudson were converted to yardage on a football field. How might one express the difference?

A) It would be a long, but makable, field goal.

B) It would be a good punt.

C) It would be a very long Hail Mary pass from Tom Brady.

D) All of the above.

Answers

All are D.