The Q&Q For 10/19/24

This week’s quote comes to us from none other than Donald Trump who said,

“The Bible is a reminder that the biggest thing we have to bring back in America, and to make America great again, is our religion.”

1. This week it was reported that the Trump Bible is printed in:

A) Alabama.

B) Tennessee.

C) Georgia.

D) China.

2. Trump’s Bible retails for $59.99. What does it cost to produce?

A) $1.99

B) $3.99

C) $9.99

D) 30 pieces of silver.

3. Who gets the proceeds from the Trump Bible licensing agreement?

A) God.

B) Charity.

C) Veterans.

D) Trump.

4. The latest version of the Trump Bible includes this phrase on the cover: “The Day God Intervened.” What date is printed below it?

A) July 4, 1776.

B) January 6, 2021.

C) July 13, 2024.

D) November 5, 2024.

5. Oklahoma passed a law requiring that every public school classroom must have a Bible. The specifications for the 55,000 Bibles narrow the state purchase to one choice:

A) The King James Bible.

B) The Bible Made Easy: A Guide For Young Believers.

C) Lee Greenwood’s God Bless the USA Bible.

D) The Trump Bible.

6. When Trump says we have to bring back “our religion” he means:

A) Whatever religion each American practices.

B) Whatever belief system each American practices, including those who are spiritual but not religious.

C) Whatever personal philosophy each American embraces, whether that’s a religion, some other form of spirituality or atheism.

D) Right-wing Christian nationalism.

7. When one examines Trump’s life, it most resembles that of:

A) Jesus Christ.

B) Mother Teresa.

C) Pope Francis.

D) Al Capone.

Answers

1: D

2: B

3: D

4: C, the day a bullet nicked Trump’s ear in Pennsylvania.

5: D

6: D

7: D, with apologies to Al Capone.