Last week, in announcing that, at 83, she would run again for the House, Nancy Pelosi said:
“Now, more than ever, our city needs us to advance San Francisco values.”
- When your average American thinks of San Francisco values they think:
A) Faith, family, football.
B) Free markets, free people.
C) A shining city on a hill.
D) So called “rough sex” can be a necessary and fulfilling adjunct to a normal sex life, particularly when it in involves fantasy role playing scenarios, such as kidnapping or forced interrogation, provided of course that the participants are willing and disease free.
2. How many members of the House and Senate are older than Pelosi?
A) None
B) Three
C) Eight
D) Sixteen
3. Rank them in order by age starting with the oldest:
A) Joe Biden
B) Nancy Pelosi
C) Mitch McConnell
D) Dianne Feinstein
4. How much older is the average Congressman compared to the median age of an American?
A) Two years older.
B) Five years older.
C) Fifteen years older.
D) Twenty years older.
5. America is 247 years old. Which combination of famous Americans’ ages add up to exactly that?
A) Joe Biden + Donald Trump + Dianne Feinstein
B) Nancy Pelosi + Chuck Schumer + Mitch McConnell
C) Bernie Sanders + Elizabeth Warren + Chuck Grassley
D) Wayne Newton + Pat Boone + Shirley McClain
6. He announced his retirement this week and called on Biden and Trump to step aside and allow a new generation to lead. He is:
A) Aaron Rodgers
B) Luis Rubiales
C) Mitt Romney
D) Mick Jagger
Answers
- D (as made famous in this SNL skit)
- C
- D, B, C, A
- D (the average member of congress is 58, the median American is 38)
- A (Biden = 80, Trump = 77, Feinstein = 90)
- C
Rankings
6: You’re an old pro.
5: You’re a seasoned veteran.
4: You’re got your best years ahead of you.
3: You’re a rookie.
2: You were born yesterday.
1: You’re Alexandria Ocasio Cortez.
Have a good weekend. See you back here next Monday.
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